Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?