What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?