Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?