Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you compliment a cat?
What school subject really rocks?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are babies so good at basketball?