Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?