What makes a glow worm glow?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?