What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do mice need oiling?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?