What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a forklift?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?