Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?