Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do baby apes sleep?