What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?