What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do cats wear to work?
How do frogs get to work?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did you learn in school today, son?