Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which president loved to take baths?