What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?