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Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a dog in space?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which state has the best streets?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?