What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?