Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?