Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What horn never makes a sound?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?