What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?