What kind of bird can write?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do stars go to college?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?