What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do polar bears vote?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.