Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?