Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
When does a horse talk?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?