Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What shape is bad at driving?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?