Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?