Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?