What is a duck's favorite snack?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a cow do math?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?