What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the bread do on vacation?