Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?