Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?