What did the sick chicken say?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?