What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do Scottish toads play?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?