Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which singer could always break a five?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
