When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?