How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do you grill cheese?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?