What is another term for the price of gas?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?