What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a frog's favorite sport?