What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?