Why do porcupines always win the game?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?