Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do rhinos charge?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?