Why did the baby cookie cry?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?