Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the world's weakest animal?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?