What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
When do mice play every day?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?