What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?