What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?