What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do novels go to have a good time?