What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a henway?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?