Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?