What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the bee sad?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What condiment has wings?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?