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What do you call a peanut in space?
What animal floats best?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?