Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?