What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animals make the best students?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does an attorney say when getting married?