Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?