Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What dog wears contact lenses?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a henway?