What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are turtles so shy?