What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a henway?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?