What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How does NASA organize a company party?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What game do bats excel at?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?