What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What siblings are always sad?