What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?