Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?