What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?