What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did you learn in school today, son?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?