What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?