What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do bees gossip?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a short cow?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How does a cow do math?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?