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What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What bird is always sad?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?