What's the difference between soccer and football?
What fish sings the best?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?