How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the fish blush?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?