What table can you never sit at?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?