What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
Bears love exotic cars.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?