Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which is the worst season?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?