Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do elves learn in school?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call two birds in love?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?