Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?