Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?