What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How much money does a skunk have?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do you take sick ponies?