What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What condiment has wings?