Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Where do stars go to college?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?