What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do hurricanes see?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do dog catchers get paid?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is a table you can eat?