What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"