Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?