What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What table can you never sit at?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do horses stay in such great shape?