What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do tough ducks come from?