What makes music in your hair?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?