What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What animal styles their hair every day?