What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a table you can eat?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?