Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?