Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which state has the best streets?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a table you can eat?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How long will dinner be?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of monkey flies to school?