What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Do you know the name Pavlov?