Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What tree has the most bark?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the mime upset?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?