What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of bow can't be tied?