What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do bees get to school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?