What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What words make the best athletes?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?