How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?