What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How does a penguin build its house?