How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did summer say to spring?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?