Did you take the patient's temperature?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?