How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do little fish love to play with?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?