What words make the best athletes?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which music festival was full of lumber?