How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do surfers go to school?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What was the first animal in space?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?