Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What game do mice love to play?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?