What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do football players deal with their problems?