Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?