Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who is a house's favorite band?