What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the bud so shy?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?