What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What goes zzub, zzub?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?