Someone stole all my lamps.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are frogs always happy?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?