What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?