What's the friendliest pen?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the cat so small?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which relative loves rice?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What school subject really rocks?