What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?