What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the scariest letter?
It's Crowded!
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do bees buzz?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?