Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are cause and effect so close?