Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?