What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do cows make great bakers?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How long do chickens work?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?