Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do automobiles fly?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?