What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What dish does only a baseball player use?