What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?