Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?