What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?