Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do bees gossip?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a decade's favorite sport?