Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?