Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
A book just fell on my head.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?