Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you get straight A's?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do some people love eating snails?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do vampires keep their money?