Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?